You can get your shopping done at this site! I hope you are loaded, because they charge a shitload for their horrifying mockeries of public figures! But don’t think they are limited to sexy incarnations of previous vice-presidential candidates. No, no! They also feature such gems as:
Joker Obama! (“SOCIALISM!”)
Don’t “taz” me bro!
A naked man with a large penis!
And more! Surf the site for yourself, and see if you can find the figurine of Britney Spears flashing her vagina, or Khalid Sheikh Mohammed!