HA HA HA fucking hilarious!!! God I hope it turns out that Newsom just completely made this person up. This older SF Gate article, in which he mentions his “foster brother” is pretty full of great quotes from Newsom, too:
In reference to how selfless he is with money:
“I’ve given out more loans — God! I had some person from some magazine, she took $5,000 — never saw her again. She had such a compelling story, I felt horrible.”
That sounds like CASH not CARE, Gavin!
“Gavin had the privilege of traveling with us when we had an excursion. Not fancy ones. I took them on safari. Lions,” she explained. “And before that we went to Canada, to Hudson Bay, to see the polar bear denning — the first time people were allowed.”
Oh shit Newsom kicks it with black people, AND fucking polar bears!! Make this man Governor!!
“I apologize,” Newsom spits. “I gotta run a goddamn city.”
I’m the goddamned Batman!
“Not quite,” Hewitt says, eyeing the tense congregation gathered round. “OK, just so everybody feels secure, let’s hug and kiss.” They do.
Definitely my new go-to pick-up line!
Ahhhhh so much good stuff with Gavin Newsom. So much good stuff I couldn’t even finish the entirety of that ass-kissing SF Gate article. But be sure to check out Newsom’s new campaign website! It’s great!