The Green Ranger Is Now a Mixed Martial Arts Fighter — No, Seriously
Yeah, it’s yesterday’s news, but I didn’t find any funny pictures yesterday. Still, this is pretty funny! I bet he’s gonna get destroyed. I also want to talk about his hilarious tattoos- I thought the one on his stomach said S.K.A. at first, because of the photo I was looking at, and was disappointed to find out that it is actually R.S.K.A. I don’t know or care to know what that stands for. I was not disappointed, however, in the “Jesus Didn’t Tap Out” tattoo on his arm. A+ motto, in my opinion. Turning the “t” into a cross was the icing on the cake. Also, check out the poorly drawn tattoo of the girl on his chest. I’m going to go ahead and suggest that it is a tattoo of the pink power ranger, Amy Jo Johnson. Speaking of Amy Jo Johnson, what happened to her?
Woah, she released a crappy album in 2001? Why didn’t I ever hear about this? Pretty absurd. Remember when people were saying she had died in a car accident? I guess I never really investigated that rumor, because it turned out that one of the power rangers really did die in a car accident- the yellow power ranger.
Yep! She’s dead and that kind of sucks. When I was a kid I thought both female power rangers were pretty hot. At least until they morphed into their costumes. If you ask me, it should have been the green power ranger that died in the car crash. That guy was a dick and I never forgave him for usurping the leadership of the red power ranger. I was kind of hoping the red ranger would step into the octagon and get his revenge on the green power ranger, but..
…it’s looking like the only thing he’d be able to beat the green ranger at these days is a pie eating contest. Hey-o!